'Free Britney': To prove he's not a threat to women, beta-male British man shares statements about his personality that are strangely reassuring

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    Forehead - POV: Me assuring any female in public that I'm not a threat... TikTok @mrpaullongley APT
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    Sleeve - HAR Tik Tok @mrpaullongley I regularly get pedicures.
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    Forehead - TikTok @mrpaullongley I'm engaged to be wed.
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    Smile - UPT TikTok @mrpaullongley I have my pronouns in my work email.
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    Neck - PI Tik Tok @mrpaullongley My favourite film is Paddington 20
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    Plant - Tik Tok @mrpaullongley My phone background is a duckling wearing a bobble hat.
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    Forehead - Tik Tok @mrpaullongley My star sign as Cancer.
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    Smile - PT Free Britney. Tik Tok @mrpaullongley
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    Head - PT TikTok My TikTok algorithm paullongley is mainly gardening makeovers.
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    Face - Pr Tik Tok @mrpaullongley I wee sitting down.
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    Forehead - Tik Tok @mrpaullongley My beige flag is that I'm a "Swifty".
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    Smile - Tik Tok @mrpaullongley I wee sitting down.
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    Smile - Men are pigs. TikTok @mrpaullongley
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    POV: Me assuring any female in public that I'm not a threat...

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